Archive for July, 2008

July 28th 2008

What’s Here

Here under the “World Knocking” category are a few of articles that I wrote way back in 2007 asking Small Business people to start thinking a little differently about *GASP* their politics. Why on earth would I do that? Because I am trying out an explosively direct bleeding-edge advertising technique: the truth. There is a human at the other end of these words and if I tell you about me then it can help you to decide if you’re willing to do business with someone like me.

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July 28th 2008

An Investment Strategy for the 21st Century

I think that our brand needs some work. And even though I make advertising, I don’t mean communications work. I mean big changes in systems and infrastructure work. “America” as an idea is probably the strongest brand that has ever existed, but no one knows what that brand really means. Any marketing guy will tell you that a brand means what you make it to mean. Our people and our country used to be clearly understood as good and freedom loving. Now, not so much. We need to change what we are selling.

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July 28th 2008

Health

The Opposite Of A Bullet

Having health insurance in the US is a lot like eating a gourmet meal while sitting next to a starving person. They could die while you are eating.

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July 28th 2008

Immigration

I live in one of the most ethnically diverse places on the planet. The area surrounding San Francisco has been a destination for immigrants for 150 years. And Immigration works. The mixing of cultures here breathes in ideas and creativity and then exhales art and business. The economy is vibrant and exceptional.

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July 28th 2008

Military

A Generously Reduced Military

I believe that countries export what they manufacture. We are a great people: diverse, generous and kind. How does sending guns anywhere under any conditions represent who we are as Americans? And since this activity is paid for by the government with our tax dollars, this should be a matter where the people have a great deal of influence, not only corporations. No one really responds to taking care of their own needs if someone else is doing it. We should not be providing military security to any borders but our own. If we leave Europe, leave the Middle East, leave the Pacific, leave Asia then the interested parties will take care of their own interests.

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July 28th 2008

The Price

We all know that we need to have competitive pricing. Manufacturers missed an important change in their own markets a while back–-say, a couple of decades ago. The companies that make things started giving their best prices to their worst customers.

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July 27th 2008

Education

Universal and Free College Educations. An educated population is more likely to seek better employment and better opportunities. There are more quality entrepreneurs, smarter voters, and a great recovery on our investment. Here are some of the obvious ways that we recover our investment: Continue Reading »

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July 16th 2008

Best

Words. Your words need to be seen. That’s the only job in advertising. Need some help getting the right words in front of people? This guy’s looking… and–of course–we’re available, too.

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July 15th 2008

What If You Aren’t Creative?

Creativity is not the only thing that should be happening in your advertising. And which ‘creativity’ are we thinking of, anyway? The writing? The images? The strategy? The 50 parachuting monkeys? Information and a little planning are much more important than creativity for small business advertising. Even before you make that information, you need to choose when and how people will see your message. The placement of your ads is the single most important step to selling to new customers. Every time someone finds your website–THAT is a placement. If your advertising is never seen, is it advertising?

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July 15th 2008

Simple Print Ad Creation

Don’t kid yourself. There are a few steps to doing making a print ad by doing it yourself. There is a lot of conflicting advice advertising. It’s hard just to navigate all the terminology, even harder to understand all the services and then-oh hang-there are actually THEORIES about this stuff. Forget all about that stuff. This page is quick, dirty, free–AND you can get to the finish line. If you have a really short attention span, here’s a quick tip: don’t begin by trying to buy and ad. Below is just one way to do it. The important part is to pick a work plan that you can actually do.

The first question, and this is really important: are you willing to budget both money and time? If you are not yet willing to do both, you may not be ready to advertise. Here’s the lowdown on what advertising actually is: when people talk about business competition–they are speaking exactly and precisely about advertising. The ‘competition’ happens in front of prospective customers using communications that we call ads. If you want your business to compete, advertising is worth both time and money.

YOU Create Your Own Print Ad.

  1. Pick your budget. This answers the question of how big to make your ad.
  2. Choose a message. You need words. Ads need words. Don’t clutter. Small words. Not too many. Ask for buyers. Include phone. Get it?
  3. Choose Software. If you were hoping to use chisel and stone, that’s over in the sign department. But you’re right that you need tools. A print ad requires page layout software. The name brand is Adobe Illustrator. PhotoShop is NOT the tool for page layout. The freebie in the examples below is Inkscape. Do consider donating to the Inkscape project if you use it. They worked hard and it can help you. Inkscape download.
  4. Design Your Layout. Use the Inkscape drawing tools to create simple shapes to accent text and any pictures. Avoid clipart. Consider photos. Use a simple font, but change the typeface using bold and italics for each statement. Change the FONT SIZE and capitalization for different lines of text. Do not get trapped into thinking that it’s not good enough. Keep your focus on this: make it say something.
  5. Shop For Placement. All publishers that sell print advertising are offering you what is called a ‘placement’ in front of an audience. It’s not unusual for them to sell you space even if they know it won’t work for you. YOU need to be able to understand ‘who’ is the real audience of a particular publication. Don’t take their word for it–look at the publication and ask yourself: Who reads this? If that audience doesn’t match your product’s audience–don’t buy the ad.
  6. Place The Ad. You are the customer. They need to make this easy for you. If they don’t–don’t buy the ad. Tell them how you are working (even if you just point them to this page). Ask for any help that is included in the price of the ad. A good source will take your advertising file and correct simple mistakes to help you. Their submission guidelines will probably require you to use “Save As” to deliver the type of file that they want. Again–they should help you.
  7. Practice Makes Perfect. This is the part where print ad publishers learn to love NeighborWave. Count on doing it wrong and have that be part of your plan. Learn. You will definitely learn as you go along. The way that you make room in your work plan for mistakes is to keep showing up for the game. Don’t run ONE ad… run a series of them over time and keep using your tools to change the messages to connect better with real people.

You’re done! You did it!

Below are a couple of VERY RUDIMENTARY templates for use with the Inkscape software. If you find these unsatisfactory… we made them damn ugly on purpose so that you’d have to get in there and learn. If you need to see a pretty logo, go here. This page is about YOU creating your own simple print ad yourself. NeighborWave is for hire–and we’ll get you using great, effective advertising techniques–but that’s not the point HERE on this page. You can use the templates as a starting point. Download both the templates and the Inkscape software. Just open the files and click on one of the boxes or the pieces of text and start creating. Don’t over complicate it–your goal is to create and place your own ad. You can do this.

If the clicking the pictures below doesn’t work for you… here’s the same stuff in a zip file.

simple inkscape ad example

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July 15th 2008

Website Referral Cash

Cash Referral Bonus: $83.67

This is very definitely a real offer, but the REAL reason that we have it here is to show clients: Feeding your word of mouth advertising works better when people have an incentive. “Relational Marketing?” Those are just buzzwords, but relationships and rewards are real. NeighborWave can help your business find ways to reward referrals, too. We’ve got 137 great advertising ideas that we’ve made pretty easy to use.

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July 15th 2008

Web Designers

A lot small business people think “web designer” when they want to work on their advertising. For a lot of folks this hasn’t worked out well because they want to make it their only marketing effort. But if you’re a web designer you know that already. And we both know that this can be a demanding effort for all concerned. We are huge believers in the value of design–but we also know you, the designer, have heard complaints that your sites don’t seem to sell anything, that they don’t get found, and that most clients would like to edit their stuff. NeighborWave fixes  all that while letting you sell your very valuable design work. Continue Reading »

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July 15th 2008

Need Search? (SEO)

$300 equals $40,000 ? ….Seriously?

You bet. SEO does not need to be expensive. It can have remarkable results. One of our $300 clients is making $40,000 per year from Google results. PER YEAR! Those returns are exceptional, not the rule, but why would anyone make a website without using search optimization? Our work has delivered #1 rankings for 17 out of 18 keyword phrases. It’s almost guaranteed that you won’t get a good return for your investment if you don’t optimize for search. If you don’t buy search help, you aren’t buying results. Continue Reading »

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July 15th 2008

Price List

Expensive? Naaah! You wouldn’t buy it if it was expensive. About half of our clients spend less than $500, and even our smallest clients tell us all the time that we deliver much more than they expected. We like to think that we’ve figured out how to work smarter. So much smarter that we can say this: Continue Reading »

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July 15th 2008

Web Design

Design is not trivial, but it’s not the only thing in your advertising. Many people use up all of their energy (or budget) working on the look– and then they have nothing left for the functional work of their marketing: for making messages, for getting found by Google, for learning how to manage their own pages. Design skills (and dollars) are best suited for Image Advertising and Image Ads are not well suited for either the internet or small business. Customers have questions and they buy where they get answers. Images have a hard time answering specific questions.

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July 15th 2008

WordPress Consulting

NeighborWave does WordPress Consulting usually in the context of creating great advertising for local business.

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July 15th 2008

Free Stuff Not Working?

We work with new small business advertisers all the time. Some people still work with the expectation that they can create their own website and then orders will come from around the world. So, what do you do when free advertising doesn’t bring you business? Get Serious.

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July 15th 2008

Our Philosophy

Choose Effective. Choose Ethical. Work Different.
(and try to make a little room in your day for making funny faces)

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July 15th 2008

Free Website Evaluation

How very sneaky to call it ‘website’ when it’s really marketing… but, isn’t it?

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July 15th 2008

Sample Work

Leveraging Open Source Design To Reduce Cost

(by correctly using open source)

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